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14051 - A Parent's Christmas - christmas jokes
'Twas the night before Christmas when all through the house I searched for th... [read complete]
14052 - So You Don't Like It - christmas jokes
10. Boy, if I had not recently shot up four sizes, that would've fit. 9. It w... [read complete]
14053 - Musical Christmas Tips - christmas jokes
Make out your Chopin Liszt early before Debussy season, when you have time t... [read complete]
14054 - First Reindeer In a Bar - christmas jokes
One evening, in a busy lounge in the deep south, a reindeer walked in the doo... [read complete]
14055 - The Christmas Scene - christmas jokes
In a small southern town there was a "Nativity Scene" that showed great skill... [read complete]
14056 - Attorney's Christmas - christmas jokes
Whereas, on an occasion immediately preceding the Nativity festival,throughou... [read complete]
14057 - Downsizing Christmas - christmas jokes
Today's global challenges require the North Pole to continue to look for bett... [read complete]
14058 - The Night Before Finals - christmas jokes
T'was the night before finals, And all through the college, The students were... [read complete]
14059 - Don't Buy a Woman This - christmas jokes
1. Never give a woman any kind of household appliance or something that is go... [read complete]
14060 - Days After Christmas - christmas jokes
The first day after Christmas My true love and I had a fight And so I choppe... [read complete]
14061 - Revised Christmas Days - christmas jokes
Effective immediately, the following economizing measures are being implement... [read complete]
14062 - Addicted to the Web - christmas jokes
(Sung to the tune of "Winter Wonderland") Doorbell rings, I'm not list'nin', ... [read complete]
14063 - An Internet Christmas - christmas jokes
T'was the Internet Night Before Christmas 'Twas the night before Christmas, w... [read complete]
14064 - Your Father is Drunk - christmas jokes
To The Tune Of Santa Claus Is Coming To Town Oh you better not shout, you b... [read complete]
14065 - Twelve Days Fast Food - christmas jokes
On the first day of Christmas, My drive through gave to me: A Big Bacon Cla... [read complete]
14066 - Twelve Days Microsoft - christmas jokes
On the 1st day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: Windows 95 for my PC ... [read complete]
14067 - Short Reindeer Jokes - christmas jokes
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke ? This one will sleigh you ! ... [read complete]
14068 - Short Snow Jokes - christmas jokes
What happened when the snowgirl fell out with the snowboy? She gave him the c... [read complete]
14069 - Short Christmas Jokes - christmas jokes
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas ? It's Christmas, Eve ! How d... [read complete]
14070 - Knock Knock Christmas - christmas jokes
Knock Knock Who's there ? Wenceslas Wenceslas who ? Wenceslas train home ? ... [read complete]
14071 - Short Father Christmas - christmas jokes
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective? Santa Clues! ... [read complete]
14072 - Santa Hates Your Kid - christmas jokes
8. Kid's letter to north pole comes back stamped, "Dream on, Chester!" 7. Ki... [read complete]
14073 - Optimist vs. Pessimist - christmas jokes
A family had twin boys whose only resemblance to each other was their looks.... [read complete]
14074 - Santa vs. System Admins - christmas jokes
The similarities between Santa and System Admins 1. Santa is bearded, corpule... [read complete]
14075 - Bought a Lousy Tree - christmas jokes
8. Two feet tall, forty feet wide 7. Salesman's opening line: "You're not a ... [read complete]
14076 - Santa's Pet Peeves - christmas jokes
Department Store Santa Peeves 8. Kids who refuse to believe that it's fruitc... [read complete]
14077 - Without a Christmas Bonus - christmas jokes
Ten signs you're not getting a christmas bonus 10. Co-workers refer to you as... [read complete]
14078 - Sick of the Holidays - christmas jokes
Signs You're Sick of the Holidays 8. You've got red and green bags under you... [read complete]
14079 - The Christmas Diet Song - christmas jokes
'Twas the night before Christmas and all round my hips were Fannie May candie... [read complete]
14080 - Police Officer Christmas - christmas jokes
Twas the night before Christmas and throughout the substation, Not a deputy ... [read complete]
14081 - Get Me Something Cheap - christmas jokes
After being away on business for a week before Christmas, Tom thought it woul... [read complete]
14082 - New FAA Inspections - christmas jokes
With the number of airline disasters lately, the FAA now sends an inspector t... [read complete]
14083 - An Inoffensive Chrismas - christmas jokes
On the 12th day of the Eurocentrically imposed midwinter festival, my Signifi... [read complete]
14084 - Rating Christmas Parties - christmas jokes
If you threw a party, the worst thing you could have done was throw the kind ... [read complete]
14085 - 12 Days of Windows 95 - christmas jokes
On the 1st day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . . . Windows 95 for my ... [read complete]
14086 - An Australian Christmas - christmas jokes
Here comes Santa Claus, here comes Santa Claus, Sweating his fat away Here co... [read complete]
14087 - The Shopping Criminal - christmas jokes
It was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked the prisoner,"... [read complete]
14088 - Joining the Lord's Army - christmas jokes
Jack was in front of me coming out of church one day, and the preacher was st... [read complete]
14089 - Chinese Pay off Debts - christmas jokes
Jones: "The chinese make it an invariable rule to settle all their debts on ... [read complete]
14090 - Billy Gates Writes Santa - christmas jokes
Dear Santa, How are you doing? I hope you've had a successful year and have c... [read complete]
14091 - Tell Me What a Stable Is - christmas jokes
Every Christmas morning, when my kids were little, I read them the nativity s... [read complete]
14092 - Italian Christmas Night - christmas jokes
Twas the night before Christmas, Da whole house was mella, Not a creature w... [read complete]
14093 - Doctor doctor 01 - doctor doctor jokes
Doctor Doctor I swallowed a bone. Are you choking? No, I really did! Doctor... [read complete]
14094 - Doctor doctor 02 - doctor doctor jokes
Doctor, Doctor I tend to flush a lot. Don't worry it's just a chain reaction!... [read complete]
14095 - Doctor doctor 03 - doctor doctor jokes
Doctor Doctor I think I'm a moth. So why did you come around then? Well, I sa... [read complete]
14096 - Doctor doctor 04 - doctor doctor jokes
Doctor Doctor I feel like a racehorse. Take one of these every 4 laps! Doct... [read complete]
14097 - Doctor doctor 05 - doctor doctor jokes
Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a snake about to shed it's skin. Why don't... [read complete]
14098 - Doctor doctor 06 - doctor doctor jokes
Doctor, Doctor I keep painting myself gold Don't worry it's just a gilt comp... [read complete]
14099 - Doctor doctor 07 - doctor doctor jokes
Doctor, Doctor When I press with my finger here... it hurts, and here... it h... [read complete]
14100 - Doctor doctor 08 - doctor doctor jokes
Doctor, doctor my baby's swallowed a bullet Well don't point him at anyone u... [read complete]
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