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1501 - You're So Poor!!! - Insults
You're so poor that when I came to your house and... [read complete]
1502 - Yo mama's So Fat - Insults
Yo' mama so fat, that when she wears a yellow rai... [read complete]
1503 - Yo Mama's So Dumb... brains - Insults
Yo' mama so dumb that if brains were dynamite she... [read complete]
1504 - Anal Retentive - Insults
You're so anal retentive, you could stick a piece... [read complete]
1505 - Bad Hair Year - Insults
You so ugly, that isn't a hair line—it's you... [read complete]
1506 - Yo Mama's So Ugly - Insults
Yo' mama so ugly that she looks like...I don't kn... [read complete]
1507 - Yo Mama's So Fat... VCR - Insults
Yo' mama so fat, she uses a VCR as a beeper!
1508 - Yo mama's So Ugly - Insults
Yo' mama so ugly, a cop stopped her and asked if ... [read complete]
1509 - Bucket of What? - Insults
What's the difference between a bucket of crap an... [read complete]
1510 - No Speaking - Insults
I haven't spoken to my wife in nearly 18 months &... [read complete]
1511 - Yo mama's So Old - Insults
Yo' mama so old, her social security number is two!
1512 - Yo mama's...Easy - Insults
Yo Mama is like a elephant, she rolls on her back for peanuts.
1513 - Yo mama's so poor... shoe - Insults
Yo mama's so poor, I saw her walking down the str... [read complete]
1514 - Frank Pete - Insults
What did one fat chick say to the other? Who c... [read complete]
1515 - Breaking the Mold - Insults
When they made you, they broke the mold. Then, th... [read complete]
1516 - Yo mama's so Fat - Insults
Yo' mama so fat, her doctor said she had a flesh-... [read complete]
1517 - Yo Mama's So Old... Dreams - Insults
Yo' mama so old, she dreams in re-runs!
1518 - You're So Stupid - Insults
You're so stupid, you looked in the mirror and sa... [read complete]
1519 - You So Stupid - Insults
You're so stupid, you threw a rock at the ground and missed.
1520 - Yo mama's So Stupid - Insults
Yo' mama so stupid, it took her an hour to cook minute rice!
1521 - Yo mama's So Stupid - Insults
Yo' mama so stupid, she calls beepers collect!
1522 - Yo mama's So Poor - Insults
Yo' mama so poor, she has to eat a large pizza outside!
1523 - Two Middle Easterners Exchange Moronic Lies - Insults
A Syrian guy walked into a cafe. He sees a Lebane... [read complete]
1524 - You're So Stupid - Insults
You're so stupid, you got caught drunk-driving at the bumper cars.
1525 - You So Stupid - Insults
You so stupid, you can't pass a urine test!
1526 - Yo mama's So Stupid - Insults
Yo' mama so stupid, she went to a Clippers game to get a haircut!
1527 - Yo Mama's So Poor... Her face - Insults
Yo' mama so poor, her face is on a food stamp!
1528 - Yo mama's So Old - Insults
Yo' mama so old, she took her driver's test on a T-Rex!
1529 - You're Like... - Insults
You're like school in the summertime: no class
1530 - Yo mama's So Stupid - Insults
Yo' mama so stupid, she thought a walk-in closet came with legs!
1531 - You Stupid Flower - Insults
What do you call a stupid flower? A blooming idiot.
1532 - Yo mama's So Stupid - Insults
Yo' mama so stupid, she couldn't find a needle in a needle stack!
1533 - Knock, Knock... Arthur - Insults
Knock knock Who's there? Arthur Arthur w... [read complete]
1534 - You're So Poor - Insults
You're so poor that when you take a bath it becomes a family thing!
1535 - 10 Signs That A Kid Is A Nerd - Insults
10. Likes people that oppress him: teachers, pare... [read complete]
1536 - Best Thing About Iowa - Insults
What is the best thing coming out of Iowa? Interstate 35!
1537 - Yo mama's So Ugly - Insults
Yo' mama so ugly, she can't get a date on a tombstone!
1538 - Yo mama's...Fat - Insults
Yo Mama is so fat, that when she's on the highway... [read complete]
1539 - Yeehaw! The Alabama Lottery! - Insults
Did you hear about the Alabama Lottery? You can w... [read complete]
1540 - Male Animal - Insults
How many men does it take to mop a floor? N... [read complete]
1541 - Polygon - Animals
What's a polygon? A dead parrot.
1542 - Round and Round It Goes - Animals
What animal rotates at least 200 times after it d... [read complete]
1543 - Lice-nse to Ill - Animals
What do you call lice on a bald man's head? Homeless.
1544 - Mommy, Mommy! - Animals
"Mommy, all the kids at school say I'm a werewolf... [read complete]
1545 - Fleas - Animals
What do you call 2 fleas on top of a bald head? Homeless.
1546 - Elephant Time - Animals
A young man is wandering around the zoo looking a... [read complete]
1547 - The Scientist and the Frog - Animals
There once was a scientist who studied frogs. One... [read complete]
1548 - Elephant and Prostitute - Animals
Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant wit... [read complete]
1549 - The Blonde Fox - Animals
Did you hear the one about the blonde fox that go... [read complete]
1550 - National Bird - Animals
Did you hear Clinton announced a new national bird? The spread eagle!
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