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STEVEN WRIGHT DOGS
The other day, I was walking my dog around my building...on the ledge.  Some people are afraid of heights.  Not me, I'm afraid of widths.

I had a dog once.  I spilled spot remover on him, and now he's gone.

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes.  They had little pictures of cats on them.  Then I took one out and he ran around in circles.

I bought a dog the other day...  I named him Stay.  It's fun to call him...  "Come here, Stay!  Come here, Stay!"  He went insane.  Now he just ignores me and keeps typing.  He's an East German Shepherd.