THE BLONDE AND HER MELONS
This blonde was walking down a road carrying a bag, when a guy came along.
This blonde was walking down a road carrying a bag, when a guy came along.
The guy asks, 'What are you carrying?'
'Melons,' the blonde replies.
'Cool," the guy says. "If I can guess how many there are, can I have one of them?'
The blonde giggles and says, 'If you can guess how many there are, you can have BOTH of them.'