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north carolina
  • All couples staying overnight in a hotel must have a room with double beds that are at least two feet apart. Making love in the space between the beds is strictly forbidden.

  • If a man and a woman who aren't married go to a hotel/motel and register themselves as married then, according to state law, they are legally married.

  • minnesota
  • Citizens may not enter Wisconsin with a chicken on their head.

  • All bathtubs must have feet.

  • A person may not cross state lines with a duck atop his head.

  • new york
  • The penalty for jumping off a building is death.

  • Slippers are not to be worn after 10:00 P.M.

  • new jersey
  • It is against the law for a man to knit during the fishing season.

  • You may not slurp your soup.

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