ANSWERING MESSAGE 141 - Funny answering machine messages jokes

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ANSWERING MESSAGE 141
Hello, I'm not here right now.  In fact, I'm out getting a new parakeet.  If you leave a message after the beep, I'll be sure to get back to you.  Oh, and by the way, a word of advice; never try to clean a parakeet cage with a vacuum cleaner.