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ANSWERING MESSAGE 157
(Italian Mafia-style voice:)  I can't come to the phone right now.  Me and Guido are trying to stuff a body in the trunk.  I think we're going to have to size it a little...  (Aside:)  HEY GUIDO!  GET THE CHAINSAW!  Anyways, leave your name and a message.  If I like it, you'll hear from me.  If not, you'll hear from Guido!  (Laughter.)