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ANSWERING MESSAGE 21
Hello.  This is Ron's answering machine, Marvin, and I'm so depressed.  I have 50,000 times the memory capacity of my owner, but all I get to do is answer the phone.  Life.  Don't talk to me about life.  Just leave your name and number after the beep. Here comes the beep, how I hate that beep, it's so cheery sounding.