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ANSWERING MESSAGE 77
Hello, this is the Yardmaster's Office, Valsetz and Siletz railroad (an actual railroad in Oregon).  There is an emergency condition right now due to the landslide.  Therefore please be advised of the following.  (Another 30 seconds of talking, all of which is drowned out by a passing train.)