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CALL US FOR ASSISTANCE
The following is supposedly a true story.  To be included, besides being true, the story is most likely strange, weird, surprising, or funny.

Shortly after the 911 emergency number became available, an elderly and quite ill lady appeared in a Rochester  hospital emergency room, having driven herself to the hospital and barely managing to stagger in from the parking lot.  The horrified nurse said, 'Why didn't you call the 911 number and get an ambulance?'

The lady said, 'My phone doesn't have an eleven.'