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HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN/MAN
 

HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN...
compliment her,
  cuddle her,
  kiss her,
  caress her,
  love her,
  stroke her,
  tease  her,
  comfort her,
  protect her,
  hug her,
  hold her,
  spend money on her,
  wine & dine her,
  buy things for her,
  listen to her,
  care for her,
  stand by her,
  support her,
  go to the ends of the earth for her....

 

HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN...
show up naked,
bring beer.