OCTOGENARIAN BARROOM CHAT
Two old people hit it off at a singles bar. After a few drinks the woman says to the man, 'If we went out for a meal, where would you take me?'
He replied, 'Chinese.'
She asked,' What would you order?'
He replied, 'Moo Goo Gai Pan.'
She asked, ' If we went out for a full night of dining, dancing and carousing, what would you wear?'
He replied, 'Depends....'
She asked, 'Depends on what?'
He replied, 'Just DEPENDS....'
Two old people hit it off at a singles bar. After a few drinks the woman says to the man, 'If we went out for a meal, where would you take me?'
He replied, 'Chinese.'
She asked,' What would you order?'
He replied, 'Moo Goo Gai Pan.'
She asked, ' If we went out for a full night of dining, dancing and carousing, what would you wear?'
He replied, 'Depends....'
She asked, 'Depends on what?'
He replied, 'Just DEPENDS....'