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NORTH VS. SOUTH
 

The North has sun-dried toe-mah-toes
  The South has 'mater samiches

 

The North has coffeehouses
  The South has Waffle Houses

 

The North has dating services
  The South has family reunions

 

The North has switchblade knives
  The South has Lee Press-on Nails

 

The North has double last names
  The South has double first names

 

The North has Ted Kennedy
  The South has Jesse Helms

 

The North has an ambulance
  The South has an amalance

 

The North has the Mafia
  The South has NASCAR

 

The North has Indy car races
  The South has Swamp Buggy races

 

The North has Cream of Wheat or Oatmeal
  The South has grits

 

The North has green salads
  The South has collard greens and chitlins

 

The North has lobsters
  The South has crawdads

 

The North has Distilleries, Breweries, and   liquor stores
  The South has stills, shine, and them ridgerunners

 

The North has the rust belt
  The South has the Bible Belt

 

The North has Dan Quayle
  The South has Bill Clinton 



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