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9451 - Things You Don't Want to Hear in an Elevator - Whatever
5. Does this look infected to you? 4. Would... [read complete]
9452 - Hypertext is Funny! - Whatever
Why do they call it hyper text? Too much JAVA.
9453 - Undercover Cops - Whatever
What's another name for undercover cops? Pigs-in-a-blanket.
9454 - Geometry Fun - Whatever
What's round and snarling? A vicious circle.
9455 - Fly, Soup, the Usual - Whatever
In a restaurant, a disgusted customer says: Wait... [read complete]
9456 - A Little Cannibalism Humor, Folks - Whatever
Did you hear the one about the cannibal who passe... [read complete]
9457 - Three Men Visit God on the Mountaintop - Whatever
Three men heard rumors of a mountaintop where God... [read complete]
9458 - Jewish Mother - Whatever
A Jewish mother bought her son two pairs of socks... [read complete]
9459 - From Dusk Till...Oh. - Whatever
I was up all night wondering where the sun went. ... [read complete]
9460 - The Indecisive Chicken - Whatever
Why did the indecisive chicken cross the road? ... [read complete]
9461 - Lady's Butt - Whatever
Q: Did you hear about the lady who wanted to buy ... [read complete]
9462 - Vegetarian - Whatever
Man visits doctor with apple stuck in mouth, cel... [read complete]
9463 - War on Poverty - Whatever
Did you hear about the woman who was waging a war... [read complete]
9464 - Vampire Date - Whatever
"Where are you going to take Vampira on your date... [read complete]
9465 - Knight on a Dog - Whatever
One day the king of a fairly large country was gr... [read complete]
9466 - Medicinal Marijuana - Whatever
Why can't you shoot up marijuana? Because you'll get a budclot!
9467 - Widow For One Year - Whatever
One day three women were at a beauty parlor talki... [read complete]
9468 - Jack and Jill and Modern Economics - Whatever
Jack and Jill went up the hill, both with a buck ... [read complete]
9469 - Fishing Line - Whatever
There's a fine line between fishing and standing ... [read complete]
9470 - Kangaroo + Leap Year = - Whatever
What do you get when you cross a kangaroo with a ... [read complete]
9471 - Conversation - Whatever
This is an A B conversation, so you can C your way out of it.
9472 - Polar Bears Really Like Peas - Whatever
How do you catch a polar bear? You make a hol... [read complete]
9473 - Corny - Whatever
Do you know what's corny? A field of corn!
9474 - Car Fun - Whatever
When is a car not a car? When it turns into a parking lot.
9475 - Guns 'n' Mimes - Whatever
If a mime shoots you, must he use a silencer?
9476 - Surf's Up! - Whatever
What did one surfer say to the other? DUDE!
9477 - The World Accordion to Garp - Whatever
There is a accordion player driving home from a l... [read complete]
9478 - White Stuff in Bird Poop - Whatever
Do you know what the white stuff in bird poop is?... [read complete]
9479 - It's A Family Thing - Whatever
"When you getting married to your girlfriend?" ... [read complete]
9480 - The Mystery of the Humming Bees - Whatever
Why do bees hum? Because they don't know the words.
9481 - Pretty Hair - Whatever
A guy admired the hair of three girls. He walked ... [read complete]
9482 - Best Way of Skipping Out on a Check - Whatever
Bring a sock puppet with you to the restaurant. W... [read complete]
9483 - Eskimos &Their Peculiar Laundry Habits - Whatever
Why did the eskimo wash his clothes in Tide? Be... [read complete]
9484 - The Frugal Clerk - Whatever
A secretary goes to the company stockroom and req... [read complete]
9485 - The Clever Famer - Whatever
Q: Why did the farmer plough his field with a ste... [read complete]
9486 - Penny For Your Thoughts - Whatever
What does one penny say to the other penny? Let'... [read complete]
9487 - Painting Stupid - Whatever
One day in summer, Jack was going to visit his fr... [read complete]
9488 - Shoe Store - Whatever
Once there were two chinese gentlemen named Mr. H... [read complete]
9489 - Numbersome - Whatever
Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!
9490 - Halloween: Which Witch? - Whatever
What's a witch's favorite subject? Spelling!
9491 - Wok-a-doo - Whatever
Do you know what a wok is? It's something you throw at a wabbit.
9492 - Dog Dancer - Whatever
Why are dogs such bad dancers? They have two left feet.
9493 - Gay on Airplane - Whatever
What do you call a gay guy on an airplane? A fruit fly.
9494 - Dumb Crossing - Whatever
A highway patrol officer was driving up a mountai... [read complete]
9495 - An Orange Parrot, Of Course - Whatever
Whats orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.
9496 - Halloween Ha-Ha-Frickin'-Ha - Whatever
What does a skeleton say when he wants to eat? Bone appetit!
9497 - Toe Observations - Whatever
What do the toes say when they meet? "There... [read complete]
9498 - Bulimic Digits - Whatever
What does a bulimic call two fingers? Dessert.
9499 - The Best Bar In The World - Whatever
Three days finish up a hard day of work and walk ... [read complete]
9500 - Most Letters - Whatever
What two words have the most letters in them? Post Office!
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