WIDOW FOR ONE YEAR
One day three women were at a beauty parlor talking about their husbands. The first woman says, 'Last night my husband said he was going to his office, but when I called they said he wasn't there!'
'I know!' the next woman says, 'Last night my husband said he was going to his brother's house but when I called he wasn't there.'
The third woman says, 'I always know where my husband is.'
'Impossible!' both women say, 'He has you completely fooled!'
'Oh no,' says the woman. 'I'm a widow.'
One day three women were at a beauty parlor talking about their husbands. The first woman says, 'Last night my husband said he was going to his office, but when I called they said he wasn't there!'
'I know!' the next woman says, 'Last night my husband said he was going to his brother's house but when I called he wasn't there.'
The third woman says, 'I always know where my husband is.'
'Impossible!' both women say, 'He has you completely fooled!'
'Oh no,' says the woman. 'I'm a widow.'