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1051 - Yo mama's So Fat... Sea World - Insults
Yo' mama so fat, she goes to Sea World and they pay her!
1052 - Yo mama's...Ugly - Insults
Yo Mama is so dirty, she stepped of the sidewalk ... [read complete]
1053 - Yo mama's...Ugly - Insults
Yo mama so ugly when she was born they used a tinted incubator.
1054 - You Smell - Insults
Your armpits smell so bad that the teacher gave y... [read complete]
1055 - Your Teeth... - Insults
Your teeth are so yellow that when you close your... [read complete]
1056 - Yo mama's So Stupid - Insults
Yo mama is so stupid she thought PMS was a telephone company.
1057 - Yo mama's So Poor - Insults
Yo' mama so poor, she hangs the toilet paper out to dry!
1058 - Yo mama's so fat... Hopscotch - Insults
Yo Mamma's so fat she plays hopscotch like this: ... [read complete]
1059 - You're So Ugly - Insults
You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at ... [read complete]
1060 - Parking Meter - Insults
You're so dumb yo put a quater in a parking meter... [read complete]
1061 - You're So Ugly... - Insults
You're so ugly, your mom had to breast feed you with a garden hose!
1062 - Yo mama's So Poor - Insults
Yo' mama so poor, she waves a popcicle in front o... [read complete]
1063 - Yo mama's So Stupid - Insults
Yo' mama so stupid, she bought a glass door with a peephole.
1064 - Crooked Teeth - Insults
Your teeth are so crooked that when you smile, yo... [read complete]
1065 - Yo mama's So Stupid - Insults
Yo' mama so stupid, God put an I.O.U. on her head!
1066 - Tell Me Everything - Insults
Tell me everything you know...I have a few seconds to waste.
1067 - Yo mama's So Fat - Insults
Yo' mama so fat, all the restaurants have signs t... [read complete]
1068 - Yo mama's So Old - Insults
Yo' mama so old, she got a belly button between her breasts!
1069 - Yo Mama's So Nasty... Bath - Insults
Yo' mama so nasty, she took a bath and lost 40 pounds!
1070 - You're So Fat - Insults
You're so fat, you could sell shade.
1071 - Yo Mama's Scalp Condition - Insults
Yo' mama got such bad dandruff, the principal declared a snow day!
1072 - You mama's so stupid... tripped - Insults
Your mama's so stupid she tripped over a line on a basketball court.
1073 - Yo mama's So Fat - Insults
Yo' mama so fat, she can stand over the homeless and give them a home!
1074 - Slap - Insults
I'd slap you -- but shit splatters.
1075 - You So Skinny - Insults
You so skinny, you have to run around in the show... [read complete]
1076 - Yo mama's...So Stupid - Insults
Yo mama's so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.
1077 - Yo Mama's so fat... broke - Insults
Yo' mama so fat, she broke the family tree!
1078 - You're So Ugly - Insults
You're so ugly that when you walk into the room, ... [read complete]
1079 - An Ugly Position - Insults
What's the position to make ugly babies? Ask your parents.
1080 - You're So Fat... Good - Insults
You're so fat, Goodyear wanted to fly you over the Superbowl.
1081 - How Tall? - Insults
How tall are you? I didn't know they stacked shit that high!
1082 - Yo mama's So Ugly - Insults
Yo' mama so ugly, when two men broke into her hou... [read complete]
1083 - Yo Family Is So Poor... - Insults
Yo family is so poor that when I went inside your... [read complete]
1084 - You Stink So Bad - Insults
You stink so bad you make Right Guard turn left, ... [read complete]
1085 - You're So Ugly - Insults
You're so ugly, your dog has to close its eyes when it humps your leg!
1086 - Your Dad's Like Cement - Insults
You dad's like cement, it takes him two days to get hard!
1087 - Your Face Is SO Ugly - Insults
Your face is so ugly, you look out the window and... [read complete]
1088 - You Might Be Tough - Insults
You might be tough, but you'll never be half the man yo mama was!
1089 - Yo Mama's So Fat - Insults
Yo' mama so fat, when fighter pilots see her they... [read complete]
1090 - Can't Cook - Insults
Your cooking is so bad, the homeless give it back!
1091 - Yo mama's...So Hairy - Insults
Your mama's so hairy her knees have bangs.
1092 - You're So Fat - Insults
You're so fat that when you step on the scales it... [read complete]
1093 - Clinton Hijinx - Insults
Bill Clinton was arriving back to the White House... [read complete]
1094 - Yo mama's So Poor - Insults
Yo' mama so poor, she tried to use food stamps on a gumball machine!
1095 - Yo mama's So Poor - Insults
Yo' mama so poor, I saw her shopping and told her... [read complete]
1096 - Topless Fat Woman - Insults
One day there was a big lady swimming at the beac... [read complete]
1097 - Yo Mama's So Fat... Turned On - Insults
Yo mama's so fat she gets turned on reading a cook book!
1098 - Your Chest Is So Flat - Insults
Your chest is so flat, the walls are getting jealous.
1099 - You So Fat...Scale - Insults
You are so fat, that when you step on a scale and... [read complete]
1100 - Yo mama's So Poor - Insults
Yo' mama so poor, she was walking with one shoe a... [read complete]
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