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12301 - Business one-liners 43 - funny one liners
The only sense that is common in the long run is the sense of change. We inst... [read complete]
12302 - Business one-liners 44 - funny one liners
The ratio of time involved in work to time available for work is usually abou... [read complete]
12303 - Business one-liners 45 - funny one liners
The success of any venture will be helped by prayer, even in the wrong denomi... [read complete]
12304 - Business one-liners 46 - funny one liners
The value of a program is proportional to the weight of its output. The workb... [read complete]
12305 - Business one-liners 47 - funny one liners
There are two things on earth that are universal: hydrogen and stupidity. The... [read complete]
12306 - Business one-liners 48 - funny one liners
There is no job so simple that it cannot be done wrnog. There is no job so si... [read complete]
12307 - Business one-liners 49 - funny one liners
Acheson's Rule Of The Bureaucracy: A memorandum is written not to inform the ... [read complete]
12308 - Business one-liners 50 - funny one liners
Approval Seeker's Law: Those whose approval you seek the most give you the le... [read complete]
12309 - Business one-liners 51 - funny one liners
Anthony's Law of Force: Don't force it, get a larger hammer. Anthony's Law of... [read complete]
12310 - Business one-liners 52 - funny one liners
Berra's Law: You can observe a lot just by watching. - Yogi Berra Bierman's L... [read complete]
12311 - Business one-liners 53 - funny one liners
Boucher's Observation: He who blows his own horn always plays the music sever... [read complete]
12312 - Business one-liners 54 - funny one liners
Bureau Termination, Law of: When a government bureau is scheduled to be phase... [read complete]
12313 - Business one-liners 55 - funny one liners
Exceptions prove the rule, and wreck the budget. Excuses are like bodies; eve... [read complete]
12314 - Business one-liners 56 - funny one liners
Familiarity breeds attempt. Familiarity breeds children. Far-away talent alwa... [read complete]
12315 - Business one-liners 57 - funny one liners
For every problem, there is a neat, plain solution...and it is always wrong. ... [read complete]
12316 - Business one-liners 58 - funny one liners
Given a bad start, trouble will increase at an exponential rate. Glory may be... [read complete]
12317 - Business one-liners 59 - funny one liners
Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now. Hard work never killed ... [read complete]
12318 - Business one-liners 60 - funny one liners
He who shouts the loudest has the floor. He who walks in another's tracks lea... [read complete]
12319 - Business one-liners 61 - funny one liners
I knocked several times, but you weren't in. - Opportunity I once worked as ... [read complete]
12320 - Business one-liners 62 - funny one liners
If a straight line fit is required, obtain only two data points. If all you h... [read complete]
12321 - Business one-liners 63 - funny one liners
If at first you don't succeed, give up. No use being a stupid fool. If at fir... [read complete]
12322 - Business one-liners 64 - funny one liners
If builders built buildings the way programmers wrote programs, then the firs... [read complete]
12323 - Business one-liners 65 - funny one liners
If ignorance is bliss, most of us must be orgasmic. If it can be borrowed and... [read complete]
12324 - Business one-liners 66 - funny one liners
If it looks too good to be true, it is too good to be true. If it says "one s... [read complete]
12325 - Business one-liners 67 - funny one liners
If opportunity came disguised as temptation, one knock would be enough. If pe... [read complete]
12326 - Business one-liners 68 - funny one liners
If the slightest probability for an unpleasant event to happen exists, the ev... [read complete]
12327 - Business one-liners 69 - funny one liners
If you are asked to join a parade, don't march behind the elephants. If you a... [read complete]
12328 - Business one-liners 70 - funny one liners
If you cannot fix it, feature it. If you cannot get your work done in a 24-ho... [read complete]
12329 - Business one-liners 71 - funny one liners
If you do not know what you're doing, do it neatly. If you do not like the an... [read complete]
12330 - Business one-liners 72 - funny one liners
If you have something to do, and you put it off long enough, chances are some... [read complete]
12331 - Business one-liners 73 - funny one liners
If you see a man approaching you with the obvious intent of doing you good, y... [read complete]
12332 - Business one-liners 74 - funny one liners
If you want to get along, go along. If you want to make an enemy, do someone ... [read complete]
12333 - Business one-liners 75 - funny one liners
In every work of genius we recognize our rejected thoughts. In order to get a... [read complete]
12334 - Business one-liners 76 - funny one liners
Indecision is the key to flexibility. Indifference is the only sure defense. ... [read complete]
12335 - Business one-liners 77 - funny one liners
It does not matter if you fall down as long as you pick up something from the... [read complete]
12336 - Business one-liners 78 - funny one liners
It is incredible how much intelligence is used in this world to prove nonsens... [read complete]
12337 - Business one-liners 79 - funny one liners
It would be nice to be sure of anything the way some people are of everything... [read complete]
12338 - Business one-liners 80 - funny one liners
It's Not My Job! It's not hard to meet expenses; they are everywhere. It's no... [read complete]
12339 - Marriage quotes 01 - funny one liners
Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence--a life sentence. Marriage is very m... [read complete]
12340 - Marriage quotes 02 - funny one liners
Married life is full of excitement and frustration: * In the first year of m... [read complete]
12341 - Marriage quotes 03 - funny one liners
There was a man who said, "I never knew what happiness was until I got marrie... [read complete]
12342 - Marriage quotes 04 - funny one liners
A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever want some ot... [read complete]
12343 - Marriage quotes 05 - funny one liners
Dear Mrs, Mr, Miss, or Mr and Mrs Daneeka: Words cannot express the deep pers... [read complete]
12344 - Marriage quotes 06 - funny one liners
I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they... [read complete]
12345 - Marriage quotes 07 - funny one liners
If your wife wants to learn how to drive, don't stand in her way. In marriage... [read complete]
12346 - Marriage quotes 08 - funny one liners
Many a wife thinks her husband is the world's greatest lover. But she can nev... [read complete]
12347 - Marriage quotes 09 - funny one liners
Marriage is like a mousetrap. Those on the outside are trying to get in. Thos... [read complete]
12348 - Marriage quotes 10 - funny one liners
Marry not a tennis player. For love means nothing to them. May you be too goo... [read complete]
12349 - Marriage quotes 11 - funny one liners
My other wife is beautiful. My wife doesn't care what I do away from home, as... [read complete]
12350 - Marriage quotes 12 - funny one liners
Nuns: Women who marry God. If they divorce Him, do they get half the universe... [read complete]
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