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what do you call a lazy baby kangaroo
What do you call a lazy baby kangaroo?

A pouch potato.

make a sentence
Children were called upon in a classroom to make sentences with words chosen by the teacher. The teacher smiled when Jack raised his hand to participate. She gave him the words 'defeat,' 'deduct,' 'defense,' and 'detail.' Jack stood seriously for a while with all eyes focused on him awaiting his reply:

'Defeat of deduct went over defense before detail!'
dog vs. fox
Q: What is the difference between a dog and a fox?
A: About five drinks.
confucius say
Confucius Say: Lady who give kiss like spider, lead to the undoing of the fly.

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