The neighbor says, "You can have this rooster. His name's Roy. He'll get all your hens pregnant. He's a real stud."
So the farmer takes him home and says, "It's your first day so take it slow, okay?"
The farmer puts Roy in the hen house and then hears all the hens crying and yelling. Roy nailed every one of those hens and then nailed a duck and a goose at a pond.
The next morning the farmer finds Roy lying dead with his legs sticking in the air and buzzards circling overhead.
The farmer says, "Roy, did you have to die?"
Roy says, "Quiet! They're about to land!"
The father can't do it. He thinks of all the questions his son will have. He tries again, Son them two dogs are He stops again and decides to wait until the boy is older.
Son, you see that dog on top, well his two front paws are hurt and that dog on the bottom is helping him home. The son turns to his father and says, You're right dad, that is a very important thing in life to learn. The dad asks, Do you know why that is, son?
The son replies, Because every time you try to help someone out you always get screwed.
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