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yo mama's so hairy
 
 
Yo' mama so hairy, she was walking down the street and the dog pound picked her up!
the engineer and the frog
 
 
An engineer was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess."

He bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his pocket.

The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will stay with you for one week."

The engineer took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it and returned it to the pocket.

The frog then cried out, "If you kiss me and turn me back I'll stay with you for one week and do anything you want!"

Again the engineer took the frog out, smiled at it and put it back into his pocket.

Finally, the frog asked, "What is the matter? I've told you I'm a beautiful princess, that I'll stay with you for a week and do anything you want!"

The engineer said, "Look I'm an engineer. I don't have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog, now that's cool!"

virgin wool
 
 
Where do you get Virgin Wool?

From an ugly sheep!

harry potter quiz
 
 
What did Harry Potter do when he found the three-headed dog?

He ran... wouldn't you?


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