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blondes and cow patties
 
 
What do blondes and cow patties have in common?

The older they get the easier they are to pick up.

mixed breed
 
 
What do you get if you breed a pitbull terrier with Lassie?

A dog that will chew your arm off but then run for help!

bzzzz
 
 
How did the bee hurt his back?
He fell off his honey!
what came first...
 
 
Q: Why does a chicken lay eggs?

A: Because if she dropped them, they'd break.


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