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what came first...
 
 
Q: Why does a chicken lay eggs?

A: Because if she dropped them, they'd break.

there were two blondes at the park...
 
 
There were two blondes at the park.

One says, "Look at that dead seagull over there."

And the other looks up and says, "Where?"

for people with time on their hands
 
 
Three bears came out of hibernation and they were stinky so they decided to take a bath. When they get into the bathtub, the last bear says to the first bear, 'Can I have the soap?'

The first bear says to the second bear, 'Who does he think I am -- a radio?'

Did you get it??

Well you aren't suppose to!! When you tell this to a friend get some people to laugh when you say the joke, so the friend looks stupid when they don't get it. Sometimes they will say they get it but they can't cause there is no point. So have fun with it.

for my next trick...
 
 
Q: Did you hear about the magic tractor?

A: It drove down the lane and turned into a field.


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