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respecting the first lady
George W. Bush walks into a restaurant in Washington DC with his wife Laura. The waiter approaches the table and asks for his order.

'I'll have your biggest, juiciest London Broil,' answers the President.

'But sir, what about the mad cow?!!' asks the waiter.

'Oh,' answers Dubya, 'she'll order for herself.'

bees pees
Q: Where does a bee pee?

A: At the BP station.

water on the inside
Q. If there's H2O on the inside of a fire hydrant, what's on the outside?

A. K9P

turn on your energizer bunny
What happens when you put the batteries in BACKWARDS in the Energizer Bunny?

He keeps coming and coming and coming...

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