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rover the brick
 
 
A policeman is walking down the road when he sees a man with a brick tied to a dog leash. He decides to go and humor him. He walks up to the man and says, 'Hello, sir, I like your dog!'

The man looks at the brick, then the policeman, and says, 'It's not a dog, it's a brick.'

The policeman replies, 'Oh, sorry, I thought you were a bit mad,' and walks off rather puzzled.

As the policeman goes out of sight, the man turns to the brick and says, 'That fooled him, didn't it Rover?'

turn on your energizer bunny
 
 
What happens when you put the batteries in BACKWARDS in the Energizer Bunny?

He keeps coming and coming and coming...

when beasts speak!
 
 
What did the cat say to the mouse?

"The human telling this joke is attempting to anthropomorphise us!"

thirsty whale
 
 
What did the thirsty whale do?
Bit the tail of a submarine and sucked out all the seamen.

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