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pic & sav
What did the little birdie say when he flew over Pic & Sav?
Cheap, cheap, cheap.
lawyer vs. water fowl
Q: What can a goose do, that a duck can't do and a lawyer should do?

A: Stick his bill up his ass.

elephant and prostitute
Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with a prostitute?

A: A two-ton pick-up.

fly away
What do you call a fly in a blonde's brain?

A space invader!

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