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bunny love
 
 
Why can't you hear bunnies having sex?

Because they have cotton balls.

flock of seagulls
 
 
Why don't seagulls fly over the bay?

Because then they'd be bagels!

where's ice cube, eve, and cedric?
 
 
Q: Where did the sheep get its haircut?

A: The ba-ba shop

heffahump
 
 
How do you stop a dog who's humping your leg?
Whack him off!

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