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energizer bunny
 
 
What happens when you put the Energizer Bunny batteries in backward?
He keeps coming and coming and coming...
lawyer and vulture
 
 
What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?

Wings.
respecting the first lady
 
 
George W. Bush walks into a restaurant in Washington DC with his wife Laura. The waiter approaches the table and asks for his order.

'I'll have your biggest, juiciest London Broil,' answers the President.

'But sir, what about the mad cow?!!' asks the waiter.

'Oh,' answers Dubya, 'she'll order for herself.'

turn on your energizer bunny
 
 
What happens when you put the batteries in BACKWARDS in the Energizer Bunny?

He keeps coming and coming and coming...


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