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fly vs. mosquito
 
 
What is the difference between a mosquito and a fly?

A fly can fly but a mosquito cannot mosquito.

shark attack
 
 
Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.

what drug was the duck on...
 
 
What drug was the duck on?

Qwack!

how does a blonde try to kill a fish?
 
 
How does a blonde try to kill a fish?

She drowns it!!


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