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snake bite
 
 
"I hope I'm not poisonous," said the first snake.

"Why?" asked the second.

"Because I just bit my lip."

roosters vs. lawyers
 
 
What's the difference between a rooster and a lawyer?

The rooster clucks defiance.

apple and worm
 
 
What did the apple say to the worm?
You're boring me.
elephantitis
 
 
What's gray on the inside and clear on the outside?

An elephant in a plastic bag.


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