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another chicken, another road
 
 
Q: Why did the stoner cross the road?

A: Who else would follow a chicken?

rooster prozac
 
 
Why was the rooster so unhappy?

Because he only got laid once and it was by his mother.

don't got milk?
 
 
What do you call a cow that won't give milk?

A milkdud!
moof
 
 
What goes moof?

A cow with buck teeth.


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