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mixed breed
 
 
What do you get if you breed a pitbull terrier with Lassie?

A dog that will chew your arm off but then run for help!

thee you in the moth pit
 
 
Why do moths fly with their legs open?

Cause they've got huge mothballs!

which way?
 
 
Q: There is a house. The front is facing south and the back is facing north. The right side is facing west and the left side is facing east. If a rooster lays an egg on top of the house which way will it roll?

A: No direction: roosters don't lay eggs.

lessons in ebonics
 
 
A zebra went up to the zookeeper and said, "Am I a white zebra with black stripes or a black zebra with white stripes." The zookeeper looks at the zebra with a puzzling look and says, "I don't know why don't you go ask God." The zebra then went to ask God who said "You are what you are, young zebra." So the zebra went back to the zookeper who asks the zebra what God had said. The zebra replied, "God said 'you are what you are." The zookeeper then said, "Well then you must be a white zebra with black stripes because if you were a black zebra with whites stripes, God would have said, "You is what you is."

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