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crazy little critters...
 
 
Q. How do crabs leave the hospital?
A. On crotches!
mixed breed
 
 
What do you get if you breed a pitbull terrier with Lassie?

A dog that will chew your arm off but then run for help!

thee you in the moth pit
 
 
Why do moths fly with their legs open?

Cause they've got huge mothballs!

which way?
 
 
Q: There is a house. The front is facing south and the back is facing north. The right side is facing west and the left side is facing east. If a rooster lays an egg on top of the house which way will it roll?

A: No direction: roosters don't lay eggs.


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