One night, one said to a another, I'm so hungry. I'm going to go get something.
No don't! We have to wait for the others!
I don't care. And off he went.
About 30 minutes later, he came back and was covered in blood.
The other vampire bat asked, WHOA!! Where did you find all that blood?
You really want to see? asked the bloody one. Follow me.
So the first bat leads the other bat to the city and points to a large black building and asks, Do you see that building?
Yes, came the reply.
To that the first says, Well, I didn't.
"It's beautiful!" cried the man, "Does he do any tricks?"
"Yes he does," answered the salesman. "If you put a lighted match under his right foot, the bird will sing 'Jingle Bells.' And if you put a lighted match under the birds left foot, he will sing 'Hark! The Herald Angels Sing.'"
"Amazing!" exclaimed the man, and he bought the parrot immediately. That night, the man showed his wife the parrot that he'd bought.
"Oh, what a gorgeous bird! Does it know any tricks?" asked the wife. The man smiled and said, "Watch this."
Then he lit a match and put it under the bird's right foot. Sure enough, the parrot began to sing 'Jingle Bells.' Then he put the match under the bird's left foot, and it began to sing 'Hark! The Herald Angels Sing.'
"That's incredible! Does he do anything else?" the wife asked.
"I don't know, lets see," replied the man. So he lit another match and put it between the bird's legs.
"Chestnuts roasting on an open fire."
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