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cat hospital
Q: Why did the cat go to the hospital?

A: To have a cat-scan done.

insulting parrot
A lady was walking past a pet store when a parrot said, 'Hey, lady! You're really ugly!"  The lady was furious and continued on her way.

On the way home, she passed by the petstore again and the parrot once more said "Hey, lady! You're really ugly!"  She was incredibly ticked now, so she went into the store and said that she would sue the store and kill the bird.  The store manager apologized profusely and promised he would make sure the parrot didn't say it again.

The next day, she deliberately passed by the store to test the parrot. "Hey, lady!" it said.


"You know."

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'Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day'
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'Panties not best thing on earth, but next to it.'
'War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.'
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'Man who drive like hell, bound to get there!'
'Man who sit on tack get point!'
'Man who stand on toilet is high on pot!'
'Man who lives in glass house should change in basement.'
'He who fishes in other man's well often catches crabs.'
'Man who farts in church sits in own pew.'
'Man who jumps from tall building, jumps to conclusion'.
'Crowded elevator smells different to midget."
invisible carrots
What's invisible and smells like carrots?
Bunny farts!

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