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some things you just can't
 
 
One day, a farmer walked into a bar and asked the bartender for the strongest thing in the bar.

"What's wrong, fella?" asked the bartender.

'Some things you just can't explain."

'Try me.'

"Okay. I was milking my cow this morning and I filled the bucket clear to the top. Then the dumb cow knocked it down with her left leg, so I grabbed some string and ties her left leg up. Then I milked her again and the stupid cow knocked it down with her right leg. So I grabbed some string and tied up her right leg. I then milked her again and the cow knocked it down with her tail. But this time I was out of string, so I decided to use my belt, so I tied it up with my belt. Just then my pants fell down and my wife walked in.'

"You're right," said the bartender. "Some things you just can't explain."

what do you call an elephant...
 
 
Q: What do you call an elephant between two buildings?

A: Stuck

the chicken was never this clever
 
 
Q: Why did the turtle cross the road?

A: To get to the Shell station

a gummy problem
 
 
Why did the chewing gum cross the road?
Because he was stuck to the chicken's foot

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