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a kangaroo walks into a bar. he tells the...
A kangaroo walks into a bar. He tells the bartender, "Blood is the lipstick of all wounds."

The bartender does not know how he said this, or why.

a zoo story
A guy found a sheep and showed him to a policeman.

The policeman said, "Take that sheep to the zoo, now."

Next day the policeman sees the man with the sheep again.

The policeman stops the guy and says, "What on earth are you doing with that sheep?"

The guy says, "What is there to do? Yesterday I took him to the zoo and now I'm taking him to the movies."

q:what do you do to an elephant with three ...
Q: What do you do to an elephant with three balls?

A: Walk him and pitch to the rhinoceros!

spider diet
What do spiders like to order at a fast food restaurant?

Burgers and flies.

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