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virgin wool
 
 
Where do you get Virgin Wool?

From an ugly sheep!

harry potter quiz
 
 
What did Harry Potter do when he found the three-headed dog?

He ran... wouldn't you?

cow riddle
 
 
A black cow was standing in the middle of the road. A man was hauling ass around a corner with no headlights on, no dome light, no lights on at all. He slams on the brakes at just the right time to miss the cow. How did the guy see the cow?

It was daytime
cat hospital
 
 
Q: Why did the cat go to the hospital?

A: To have a cat-scan done.


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