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snake bite
"I hope I'm not poisonous," said the first snake.

"Why?" asked the second.

"Because I just bit my lip."

tigger please
Q: Why was Tigger sticking his head in the toilet?

A: He was looking for Pooh!

thanksgiving turkey
One Thanksgiving a friend and I were walking down a main street in Albany when a man comes up to me and gives me a turkey and says, "Happy Thanksgiving!"

Without hesitation my freind knocks him out. I asked my friend why he punched the nice man. My friend said, 'He gave you the bird!"

polar bears really like peas
How do you catch a polar bear?

You make a hole in the ice and line it with peas. When the bear goes to take a pea you kick him in the ice hole.

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