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the duck and the condom
 
 
Two honeymooning ducks are staying in a hotel. As they are about to make love, the male duck says, "We don't have any condoms. I'll call room service." So he calls and asks for condoms. The receptionist says, 'OK sir, would you like to put them on your bill?' 'No,' he says, 'I'll suffocate!'
doe in the woods
 
 
Q: What did the doe say when she came running out of the woods?

A: I'll never do that for two bucks again.

polar bears
 
 
What do polar bears have that no other animal has?
Polar bear babies.
polar bears really like peas
 
 
How do you catch a polar bear?

You make a hole in the ice and line it with peas. When the bear goes to take a pea you kick him in the ice hole.


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