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traveling on friday
If a cowboy rides into town on Friday and three days later leaves on Friday, how does he do it?

The horse's name is Friday!

pillar of the community
What kind of pillar can't hold up a building?
A caterpillar!
brooklyn zoo
Q: Why did the duck go to Brooklyn?

A: To buy some quack

birds of paradise
Yo mama so fat, when she was a baby, she took a bath with a rubber albatross.

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