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there were two blondes at the park...
 
 
There were two blondes at the park.

One says, "Look at that dead seagull over there."

And the other looks up and says, "Where?"

how does a blonde try to kill a fish?
 
 
How does a blonde try to kill a fish?

She drowns it!!

tarzan's kipling-esque treatise
 
 
What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming?

Hark! I shall soon be swimming in a veritable river of pachyderm seed!

traveling on friday
 
 
If a cowboy rides into town on Friday and three days later leaves on Friday, how does he do it?

The horse's name is Friday!


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