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california gay whale
 
 
In a pod of whales, how can you tell which one is gay?
He's the one that tips the boat and sucks out the 'seamen!'
naked man
 
 
Q:What did the elephant say to the naked man?

A: How do you drink water with that?

bear on a rampage
 
 
Two campers were hiking in the forest when all of a sudden a bear jumps out of a bush and starts chasing them. Both campers start running for their lives, when one of them stops and starts to put on his running shoes.

His partner says, "What are you doing? You can't outrun a bear!"

His friend replies, "I don't have to outrun the bear, I only have to outrun you!"

instant cow attraction!
 
 
How do you get a hundred cows in a barn?

You hang up a bingo sign!


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