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round and round it goes
 
 
What animal rotates at least 200 times after it dies?

Roast chicken!

fleas
 
 
What do you call 2 fleas on top of a bald head?
Homeless.
walruses and their tupperware
 
 
Q. Why do walruses go to Tupperware parties?

A. To find a tight seal!

water on the inside
 
 
Q. If there's H2O on the inside of a fire hydrant, what's on the outside?

A. K9P


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