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national bird
 
 
Did you hear Clinton announced a new national bird?
The spread eagle!
eagles and weasels
 
 
Eagles may soar but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
pet zebra
 
 
What did the blonde call her pet zebra?

Spot!

lab monkeys
 
 
What do you call a trash bag full of mutilated laboratory monkeys?

Rhesus Pieces.

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