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bar... grasshopper
 
 
A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says, 'Hey, we have a drink named after you!'

The grasshopper looks surprised and says, 'You have a drink named Steve?'

moof
 
 
What goes moof?

A cow with buck teeth.

lightbulb... mice
 
 
How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two, if they're small enough.
it's what's for dinner
 
 
What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.


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