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yo mama's...easy
 
 
Yo Mama is like a elephant, she rolls on her back for peanuts.
blondes and cow patties
 
 
What do blondes and cow patties have in common?

The older they get the easier they are to pick up.

a zoo story
 
 
A guy found a sheep and showed him to a policeman.

The policeman said, "Take that sheep to the zoo, now."

Next day the policeman sees the man with the sheep again.

The policeman stops the guy and says, "What on earth are you doing with that sheep?"

The guy says, "What is there to do? Yesterday I took him to the zoo and now I'm taking him to the movies."

there were two blondes at the park...
 
 
There were two blondes at the park.

One says, "Look at that dead seagull over there."

And the other looks up and says, "Where?"


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