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the octo-cow
 
 
What do you get when you cross an octopus with a cow?

An animal that can milk itself!

raven and dog
 
 
Q: What do you get when you cross a raven with a mad dog?

A: A ravin lunatic.

roosters vs. lawyers
 
 
What's the difference between a rooster and a lawyer?

The rooster clucks defiance.

harem
 
 
What would you call an Arab who owns a harem of cows?

A milk sheik!


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