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snakeskin punny
 
 
What kind of condoms do snakes use?

Anacondoms!

jam out, adam ant!
 
 
Why do ants dance on jam jars?

Because the jar says 'twist to open.'

poker animals
 
 
Q: What animal should you never play cards with?

A: A cheetah!

hedgehog, giraffe, dental hygeine
 
 
Q: What do you get when you cross a giraffe with a hedghog?
A: A six-foot toothbrush.

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