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instant cow attraction!
 
 
How do you get a hundred cows in a barn?

You hang up a bingo sign!

doggie no legs
 
 
Q: What do you call a dog with no legs?

A: It doesn't matter, he's not going to come anyway.

poof! you're a dog.
 
 
How do you make a cat be a dog?

Pour gasoline on it and light it with a match. It will go 'WOOF.'

what's purple...tree
 
 
Q. What's purple and leaps from tree to tree?
A. Squirrel!

Q. Then why is it purple?
A. It choked on a nut...'


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