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wetreating wabbits
 
 
What do you call a bunch of bunnies stepping backwards?

A receding hare line.

elephant physiology
 
 
Why do elephants have four feet?

Because six inches isn't enough!

the aging explorer
 
 
A young reporter went to a retirement home to interview an aged but legendary explorer. The reporter asked the old man to tell him the most frightening experience he had ever had.

The old explorer said, "Once I was hunting Bengal tigers in the jungles of India. I was on a narrow path and my faithful native gun bearer was behind me. Suddenly the largest tiger I have ever seen leaped onto the path in front of us. I turned to get my weapon only to find the native had fled. The tiger lept toward me with a mighty ROARRRR! I soiled myself."

The reporter said, "Under those circumstances anyone would have done the same."

The old explorer said, "No, not then -- just now when I went 'ROARRRR!'"

winnie the pooh
 
 
Question: Why does Tigger smell?

Answer: You'd smell too if you played with Pooh all day!


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