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fly vs. mosquito
 
 
What is the difference between a mosquito and a fly?

A fly can fly but a mosquito cannot mosquito.

virgin wool
 
 
Where do you get Virgin Wool?

From an ugly sheep!

yo mama's so old
 
 
Yo' mama so old, she took her driver's test on a T-Rex!
porcupine vs ferrarri
 
 
What's the difference between a porcupine and a Ferrarri?
Porcupines have pricks on the outside...

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