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cow bells
 
 
Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

dog fishin'
 
 
What kind of fish does a dog catch?

Catfish.

hit and run
 
 
What would be the difference between a dead rabbit on the side of the road and Brittney Spears dead on the road?
There would be skid marks in front of the rabbit.
there she blows
 
 
Yo mama so fat, when she jumped into the ocean the whales started singing, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me!"

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