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naked man
 
 
Q:What did the elephant say to the naked man?

A: How do you drink water with that?

gorilla boogies
 
 
Why do gorillas have big noses?
Because they have big fingers!
gum crossing
 
 
Why did the chewing gum cross the road?

Because he was stuck to the chicken's bottom.

cow and her apples
 
 
A squirrel is chillin' in a tree when a cow climbs up and sits next to him.
"Whatcha doin' here?" asks the squirrel.
"I'm here to eat some apples."
"But this is a pine tree!"
"I know. I brought my own apples."

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