knock knock jokes jokes

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Aardvark!
Aardvark who?
Aardvark a hundred miles for one of your smiles!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Aaron!
Aaron who!
Aaron on the side of caution!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Abbott!
Abbott who?
Abbott time you answered the door!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Abe!
Abe who?
Abe C D E F G H...!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Abyssinia!
Abyssinia who?
Abyssinia behind bars one of these days!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Plums!
Plums who?
Plums me that we'll always be friends!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Police!
Police who?
Police open up the door!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Possum!
Possum who?
Possum peace pipe!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Prussia!
Prussia who?
Prussia cooker!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Punch!
Punch who?
Not me - I just got here!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Sacha!
Sacha who?
Sacha fuss, just because I knocked on your door!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Saddam!
Saddam who?
Saddam and shut up!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Sadie!
Sadie who?
Sadie Pledge of Allegiance!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Safari!
Safari who?
Safari so good!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Sally!
Sally who?
Sally dance!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ron!
Ron who?
Ron dinnertime, give me a call!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Rona!
Rona who?
Rona the mill!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Rosa!
Rosa who?
Rosa corn grow in a field!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Rosina!
Rosina who?
Rosina vase!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Roxanne!
Roxanne who?
Roxanne your head or something!