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Knock Knock
Who's there?
Hoffman!
Hoffman who?
I'll Hoffman, I'll puff and I'll blow your house down!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Holland!
Holland who?
Holland you going to make me wait out here!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Hollis!
Hollis who?
Hollis forgiven, come back home!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Holly!
Holly who?
Hollylujah!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Homer!
Homer who?
Homer-again!

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Knock Knock
Who's there?
Juno!
Juno who!
Juno what time it is!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Jupiter!
Jupiter who!
Jupiter fly in my soup!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Jussi!
Jussi who!
Jussi fruit!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Justice!
Justice who!
Justice as I thought, no one home!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Justin!
Justin who?
Justin time for tea!

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Knock Knock
Who's there?
Stopwatch!
Stopwatch who?
Stopwatch your doing right now!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Stu!
Stu who?
Stu late to ask questions!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Sue!
Sue who?
Sue whomever you want!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Sultan!
Sultan who?
Sultan pepper!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Summertime!
Summertime who?
Summertime you can be a big pest!

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Knock knock.
Who's there?
Tis.
Tis who?
Tis who is good to blow your nose with.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Toast!
Toast who?
Toast where the days!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Toby!
Toby who?
Toby or not toby, that is the question!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Tolkien!
Tolkien who?
Tolkiens get you on the subway!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Tom Sawyer!
Tom Sawyer who?
Tom Sawyer underwear!


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