knock knock jokes jokes

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Thumb!
Thumb who?
Thumb like it hot and thumb like it cold!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Thumpin!
Thumping who?
Thumping green and slimy is climbing up your back!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Thurston!
Thurston who?
Thurston and hungerin'!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Tibet!
Tibet who?
Early Tibet and early to rise!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Tinker Bell!
Tinker Bell who?
Tinker Bell is out of order!

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Tis.
Tis who?
Tis who is good to blow your nose with.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Toast!
Toast who?
Toast where the days!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Toby!
Toby who?
Toby or not toby, that is the question!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Tolkien!
Tolkien who?
Tolkiens get you on the subway!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Tom Sawyer!
Tom Sawyer who?
Tom Sawyer underwear!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Stopwatch!
Stopwatch who?
Stopwatch your doing right now!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Stu!
Stu who?
Stu late to ask questions!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Sue!
Sue who?
Sue whomever you want!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Sultan!
Sultan who?
Sultan pepper!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Summertime!
Summertime who?
Summertime you can be a big pest!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Juno!
Juno who!
Juno what time it is!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Jupiter!
Jupiter who!
Jupiter fly in my soup!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Jussi!
Jussi who!
Jussi fruit!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Justice!
Justice who!
Justice as I thought, no one home!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Justin!
Justin who?
Justin time for tea!