knock knock jokes jokes

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Burton!
Burton who?
Burton in the hand is worth two in the bush!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Bush!
Bush who?
Bush your money where your mouth is!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Butch!
Butch who?
Butch your arms around me!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Butcher!
Butcher who?
Butcher money where your mouth is!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Butter!
Butter who?
Butter bring an umbrella, it looks like it might rain!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Doctor!
Doctor who?
You just said it!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Don!
Don who?
Don Patrol!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Donatello!
Donatello who?
Donatello'n me!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Don Giovanni!
Don Giovanni who?
Don Giovanni talk to me!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Don Juan!
Don Juan who?
Don Juan to go to school today!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Heart!
Heart who?
Heart who hear you, speak louder!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Heaven!
Heaven who?
Heaven seen you in ages!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Heidi!
Heidi who?
Heidi-clare war on you!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Heifer!
Heifer who?
Heifer cow is better than none!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Helena!
Helana who?
Helena hand basket!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Munich!
Munich who?
Munich me sick with all these jokes!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Myth!
Myth who?
Myth you too!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Nadia!
Nadia who?
Nadia head!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Nadya!
Nadya who?
Nadya head if you understand what I'm saying!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Nan!
Nan who?
Nanswer me or I'll go away!