knock knock jokes jokes

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Henrietta!
Henrietta who?
Henrietta toadstool but thought it was a mushroom!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Hepburn!
Hepburn who?
Hepburn and indigestion!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Herman!
Herman who?
Herman is handsome!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Hiawatha!
Hiawatha who?
Hiawatha very bad today!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Hiram!
Hiram who?
Hiram fine, how are you!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Sonata!
Sonata who?
Sonata such a big deal!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Sondheim!
Sondheim who?
Sondheim soon!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Sonia!
Sonia who?
Sonia be another year older!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Sophia!
Sophia who?
Sophia the cat before dinner!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Sonia!
Sonia who?
Sonia paper moon...!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Joan!
Joan who!
Joan you remember me?
!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Joan!
Joan who!
Joan call us we'll call you!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Joanna!
Joanna who!
Joanna big kiss!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Joanne!
Joanne who!
Joanne tell!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Joe Namath!
Joe Namath who!
Joe Namath not on the door thats why I knocked!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Nana!
Nana who?
Nana you business!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Neal!
Neal who?
Neal and pray!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Nebraska!
Nebraska who?
Nebraska girl for a date she might say yes!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Nettie!
Nettie who?
Nettie as a fruitcake!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Nevada!
Nevada who?
Nevada saw you look so bad, you should be bed!