knock knock jokes jokes

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Henrietta!
Henrietta who?
Henrietta toadstool but thought it was a mushroom!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Hepburn!
Hepburn who?
Hepburn and indigestion!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Herman!
Herman who?
Herman is handsome!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Hiawatha!
Hiawatha who?
Hiawatha very bad today!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Hiram!
Hiram who?
Hiram fine, how are you!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Sonata!
Sonata who?
Sonata such a big deal!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Sondheim!
Sondheim who?
Sondheim soon!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Sonia!
Sonia who?
Sonia be another year older!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Sophia!
Sophia who?
Sophia the cat before dinner!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Sonia!
Sonia who?
Sonia paper moon...!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Joan!
Joan who!
Joan you remember me?
!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Joan!
Joan who!
Joan call us we'll call you!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Joanna!
Joanna who!
Joanna big kiss!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Joanne!
Joanne who!
Joanne tell!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Joe Namath!
Joe Namath who!
Joe Namath not on the door thats why I knocked!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Jose!
Jose who!
Jose can you see...!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Josette!
Josette who!
Josette down!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Juan!
Juan who!
Juan to hear some more of these?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Juan!
Juan who!
Juan of these days, pow, right in the kisser!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Juanita!
Juanita who!
Junita nother burger?