knock knock jokes jokes

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Euripedes!
Euripedes who?
Euripedes clothes and I'll sue you!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Europe!
Europe who?
Europe'ning the door too slow, come on!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Europe!
Europe who?
Europe to no good!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Eustace!
Eustace who?
Come Eustace you are!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Eva!
Eva who?
Eva you're deaf or your doorbell isn't working!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ketchup!
Ketchup who?
Ketchup the tree again!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Kevin!
Kevin who?
Kevin we go out and play?
!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Khomeini!
Khomeini who?
Khomeini old time for dinner!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Kim!
Kim who?
Kim too late!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Kipper!
Kipper who?
Kipper hands to yourself!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Max!
Max who?
Max no difference. Open the door!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Maxine!
Maxine who?
Maxine the wave dude!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Maxwell!
Maxwell who?
Maxwell call later if your not going to answer!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
May!
May who?
Maybe its a friend at the door!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Maya!
Maya who?
Maya best friend?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Mira!
Mira who?
Miracle on 34th Street!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Mischa!
Mischa who?
Mischa a lot!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Missouri!
Missouri who?
Missouri loves compnay!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Mitzi!
Mitzi who?
Mitzi door shut, you'll never know!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Monkey!
Monkey who?
Monkey won't fit that's why I knocked!