knock knock jokes jokes

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Peru!
Peru who?
Peru your point!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Pharaoh!
Pharaoh who?
Pharaoh enough!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Phineas!
Phineas who?
Phineas thing happened on the way to the forum!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Philip!
Philip who?
Philip my glass will you please!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Philippa!
Philippa who?
Philippa will you, I need a bath!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Lee!
Lee who?
Lee'd on McDuff!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Leland!
Leland who?
Leland of the free and the home of the brave!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Lemon!
Lemon who?
Lemon me give you a kiss!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Len!
Len who?
Len us a fiver will you!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Lena!
Lena who?
Lena little closer and I'll tell you!