knock knock jokes jokes

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Pyjamas!
Pyjamas who?
Pyjamas around me and hold me tight!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Quacker!
Quacker who?
Quacker another bad joke and I'm leaving!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Quebec!
Quebec who?
Quebec to the end of the line!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Quiet Tina!
Quiet Tina who?
Quiet Tina courtroom - monkey wants to speak!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Rabbit!
Rabbit who?
Rabbit up carefully, it's a present!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Sandy!
Sandy who?
Sandy door, I just got a splinter!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Sara!
Sara who?
Sara 'nother way in?!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Sarah!
Sarah who?
Sarah doctor in the house?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Saturn!
Saturn who?
Saturnday Night Fever!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Saul!
Saul who?
Saul the King's horses and all the King's men...!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Seoul!
Seoul who?
Seoul food!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Seville!
Seville who?
Seville you play with me?!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Seymour!
Seymour who?
Seymour if you open the door!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Sharon!
Sharon who?
Sharon share alike!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Sheila!
Sheila who?
Sheila be coming round the mountains when she comes...!!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Sherwood!
Sherwood who!
Sherwood like to come in!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Shirley!
Shirley who?
Shirley you must know me by now!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Sicily!
Sicily who?
Sicily question!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Sid!
Sid who!
Sid down and have a cup of tea!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Simon!
Simon who?
Simon the dotted line!