knock knock jokes jokes

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Pyjamas!
Pyjamas who?
Pyjamas around me and hold me tight!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Quacker!
Quacker who?
Quacker another bad joke and I'm leaving!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Quebec!
Quebec who?
Quebec to the end of the line!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Quiet Tina!
Quiet Tina who?
Quiet Tina courtroom - monkey wants to speak!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Rabbit!
Rabbit who?
Rabbit up carefully, it's a present!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Sherwood!
Sherwood who!
Sherwood like to come in!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Shirley!
Shirley who?
Shirley you must know me by now!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Sicily!
Sicily who?
Sicily question!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Sid!
Sid who!
Sid down and have a cup of tea!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Simon!
Simon who?
Simon the dotted line!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Thayer!
Thayer who?
Thayer sorry and I won't tell teacher!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Thea!
Thea who?
Thea later, alligator!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Thelma!
Thelma who?
Thelma your soul!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Thelonius!
Thelonius who?
Thelonius kid in town!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Theodore!
Thedore who?
Theodore is shut, please open it!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Alba!
Alba!
Alba in the kitchen if you need me!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Albee!
Albee!
Albee a monkey's uncle!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Albert!
Albert who!
Albert you don't know who this is!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Alberta!
Alberta who!
Alberta'll be over in a minute!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Alda!
Alda who?
Alda time you knew who it was!