knock knock jokes jokes

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Tripoli!
Tripoli who?
Tripoli play!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Tsongas!
Tsongas who?
Tsongas you're here, lets tell some Knock Knock

jokes!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Tuna!
Tuna who?
Tuna piano and it'll sound better!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Tunis!
Tunis who?
Tunis company, three's a crowd!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Turin!
Turin who?
Turin to a vampire on Halloween!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Argo!
Argo who?
Argo down the shops!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Aries!
Aries who?
Aries a reason why I talk this way!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Arizona!
Arizona who?
Arizona room for one of us in this town!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Armageddon!
Armageddon who?
Armageddon getting out of here!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Armenia!
Armenia who?
Armenia every word I say!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Cash!
Cash who?
I knew you were nuts!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Cass!
Cass who?
Cass more flies with honey than vinegar!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Cassie!
Cassie who?
Cassie the forest for the trees!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Castor!
Castor who?
Castorblanca!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Castro!
Castro who?
Castro bread upon the waters!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Colin!
Colin who?
Colin the doctor, I feel ill!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Collier!
Collier who?
Collier big brother see if I care!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Cologne!
Cologne who?
Cologne me names won't help!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Coolidge!
Coolidge who?
Coolidge a cucumber!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Conga!
Conga who?
Conga go on meeting like this!