knock knock jokes jokes

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Anthony!
Anthony who!
Anthony you want!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Apple!
Apple who?
Apple your hair if you don't let me in!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Arbus!
Arbus who?
Arbus leaves in 5 minutes?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Arch!
Arch who?
You catching a cold?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Aretha!
Aretha who?
Aretha flowers!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Argo!
Argo who?
Argo down the shops!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Aries!
Aries who?
Aries a reason why I talk this way!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Arizona!
Arizona who?
Arizona room for one of us in this town!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Armageddon!
Armageddon who?
Armageddon getting out of here!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Armenia!
Armenia who?
Armenia every word I say!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Miniature!
Miniature who?
Miniature open the door, I'll tell you!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Minneapolis!
Minneapolis who?
Minneapolis a day keeps the doctor away!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Minnie!
Minnie who?
Minnie more!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Minnie!
Minnie who?
No not Minnie-who - Minnehaha!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Minsk!
Minsk who?
Minsk meat!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Omar!
Omar live who?
Omar goodness gracious, wrong door!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Omega!
Omega who?
Omega best man win!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Omelet!
Omelet who?
Omelet'in you kiss me!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ooze!
Ooze who?
Ooze in charge round here!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Opera!
Opera who?
Opera-tunity, and you thought opportunity only knocked once!