knock knock jokes jokes

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Aldo!
Aldo who?
Aldo anywhere with you!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Alec!
Alec who?
Alec-tricity. Isn't that a shock!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Alec!
Alec who?
Alec my lolly!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Alex!
Alex who?
Alex the questions round here!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Alexia!
Alexia who?
Alexia again to open this door!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Luke!
Luke who?
Luke through the keyhole and you'll see!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Luther!
Luther who?
Luther the silver lining!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Lyndon!
Lyndon who?
Lyndon ear and I'll tell you!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Madame!
Madame who?
Madame foot is caught in the door!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Mae!
Mae who?
Mae be I'll tell you or Mae be I won't!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Grapes!
Grapes who!
Grapes suzette!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Gravy!
Gravy who!
Gravy Crockett!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Greg!
Greg who?
Gregs of Wrath!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Greta!
Greta who!
Greta job!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Greta!
Greta who!
You Greta on my nerves!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Handsome!
Handsome who?
Handsome chips through the keyhole and I'll tell you more!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Hank!
Hank who?
Hank you!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Hannah!
Hannah who?
Hannah partridge in a pear tree!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Hanover!
Hanover who?
Hanover your money!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Hans!
Hans who?
Hans off the table!