knock knock jokes jokes

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Aldo!
Aldo who?
Aldo anywhere with you!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Alec!
Alec who?
Alec-tricity. Isn't that a shock!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Alec!
Alec who?
Alec my lolly!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Alex!
Alex who?
Alex the questions round here!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Alexia!
Alexia who?
Alexia again to open this door!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Louisiana!
Louisiana who?
Louisiana boy friend split up!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Lucerne!
Lucerne who?
Lucerne some maths today!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Lucinda!
Lucinda who?
Lucinda in the sky with diamonds...!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Lucretia!
Lucretia who?
Lucretia from the Black Lagoon!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Luigi!
Luigi who?
Luigi board!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Manuel!
Manuel who?
Manuel be sorry if you don't open this door!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Mao!
Mao who?
Mao'th of babes!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Mara!
Mara who?
Mara mara on the wall....!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Marcella!
Marcella who?
Marcella is full of water and I'm drowning, help!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Marcia!
Marcia who?
Marcia glad I stopped by!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Alice!
Alice who?
I'm Alice chasing rainbows....!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Alison!
Alison who?
Alison it's dark outside!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Allan!
Allan who!
Allan-d of Manhattan!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Allegra!
Allegra who?
Allegra is broken!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Alli!
Alli who?
Alligator, that's who!