knock knock jokes jokes

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Elizabeth!
Elizabeth who?
Elizabeth of knowledge is a dangerous thing!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Elke!
Elke who?
Elke Seltzer - Plop Plop Fizz!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Eli!
Eli who?
Eli, Eli O!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ella!
Ella who?
Ella-vator. Doesn't that give you a lift!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ella Man!
Ella Man who?
Ella Man-tary my dear Wartson!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ferdie!
Ferdie who?
Ferdie last time open this door!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ferrer!
Ferrer who?
Ferrer'vrything there is a season!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Fez!
Fez who?
Fez me, that's who!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Fiddlesticks!
Fiddlesticks?
Fiddlesticks (Feet'll stick) out if the blanket is too short!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Figs!
Figs who?
Figs the doorbell, it's broken!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Fletcher!
Fletcher who?
Fletcher self go!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Fiona!
Fiona who?
Fiona had something better to do do you think we'd be knocking on this door!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Fiona!
Fiona who?
Fiona lookout for Mum & Dad Knock Knock
Who's there?
Florida!
Florida who?
Florida bathroom is wet!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Fonda!
Fonda who?
Fonda you!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Frida!
Frida who?
Frida be!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Fruit!
Fruit who?
Fruit of the loom!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Gabe!
Gabe who!
Gabe it my all!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Gable!
Gable who!
Gable to leap buildings in a single bound!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Gabor!
Gabor who!
Gabor'n to shop!