knock knock jokes jokes

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Arnie!
Arnie who!
Arnie having fun?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Arnold!
Arnold who?
Arnold friend you haven't seen for years!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Arthur!
Arthur who!
Arthur any more biscuits in the tin!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Asa!
Asa who!
Asa-int amongst men!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ashley!
Ashley who?
Ashley-t's foot!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Diploma!
Diploma who?
Diploma to fix the leak!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Disaster!
Disaster who?
Disaster be my lucky day!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Disguise!
Disguise who?
Disguise the limit!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Dishes!
Dishes who?
Dishes a very bad joke!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Disk!
Disk who?
Disk is recorded message, please leave your message after the beep!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Egypt!
Egypt who?
Egypt you when he sold you a broken door bell!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Elaine!
Elaine who?
Elaine of the freeway!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Eileen!
Eileen who?
Eileen over to tie up my shoes!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Elektra!
Elektra who?
Elektra circus!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Elias!
Elias who?
Elias a terrible thing!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Gretel!
Gretel who!
Gretal long little doggie...!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Guinea!
Guinea who!
Guinea a break!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Guinevere!
Guinevere who!
Guinevere going to get together!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Gus!
Gus who!
Gus you don't want to play?
!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Guthrie!
Guthrie who!
Guthrie three blind mice!