knock knock jokes jokes

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Teresa!
Teresa who?
Teresa green!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Tex!
Tex who?
Tex two to tango!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Texas!
Texas who?
Texas are getting higher every year!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Thaddeus!
Thaddeus who?
To be or not to be, thaddeus the question!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Thatcher!
Thatcher who?
Thatcher could get away with it!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Egypt!
Egypt who?
Egypt you when he sold you a broken door bell!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Elaine!
Elaine who?
Elaine of the freeway!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Eileen!
Eileen who?
Eileen over to tie up my shoes!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Elektra!
Elektra who?
Elektra circus!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Elias!
Elias who?
Elias a terrible thing!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Euripedes!
Euripedes who?
Euripedes clothes and I'll sue you!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Europe!
Europe who?
Europe'ning the door too slow, come on!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Europe!
Europe who?
Europe to no good!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Eustace!
Eustace who?
Come Eustace you are!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Eva!
Eva who?
Eva you're deaf or your doorbell isn't working!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Jaguar!
Jaguar who?
Jaguar nimble, Jaguar quick!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Jaimie!
Jaimie who!
Jaimie a game of chess!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Jamaica!
Jamaica who?
Jamaica mistake!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
James!
James who!
James people play!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Jan!
Jan who?
Jan of Green Gables!